Shinobi Shaw - Thaddeus Thane
The great-great-nephew of the company's founder, and named for him, this young man's Chinese mother is more instantly visible in him that his Irish paternal lineage. He has, however, unquestionably inherited every iota of IT aptitude ever possessed by the Thane line, and in only three years at the helm has taken the company on to new heights and unparalleled accomplishments - often in his lunch break.

He often holes up for days on end in Der Schloss. He has an amazing ability to subsist on energy drinks and homemade sandwiches for up to eight days at a time, with sleep as a purely optional extra. Purely to irk the board, has a tendency to talk in emoticons and Netspeak at major meetings.